when u have to poop but alot of people are over
get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord
Sober or drunk, it’s always you.
|—||Unknown (via c-oquetry)|
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
“will u marry me?”
|—||Nico Lang (via supahvillain)|