HELLO WORLD!

ultrafacts:

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It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. It’s like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down through the air and there’s a sickly moment of dark surprise.
A Series of Unfortunate Events (Lemony Snicket)
Cosmo sex tip #254

cosmo-sex-tips:

In the middle of sex, say ”long live the king” then push him off the bed.

vivalaaaida:

ron swanson you fucking genious

homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED

homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

When I Mercilessly Beat Everyone in Mario Kart

amyjpond:

some people are winning olympic medals right now and i can’t get out of bed