HELLO WORLD!

come-get-it-baee:

when u have to poop but alot of people are over
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how do you give a bj
Anonymous

gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord

Sober or drunk, it’s always you.

Unknown  (via c-oquetry)

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

Never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. Because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.
Nico Lang (via supahvillain)