|—||A Series of Unfortunate Events (Lemony Snicket)|
In the middle of sex, say ”long live the king” then push him off the bed.
ron swanson you fucking genious
I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
And every man
Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.
some people are winning olympic medals right now and i can’t get out of bed